Three Bats

I’m going to take a short break from here because I really need to start doing other things in my life. I’m so unhappy and need to find little ways to change that, I’m not even really doing anything special on here when I’m not talking to someone so I don’t think I’ll be missing much. 

I’ll be logging on here tomorrow (Monday) once and then going back to being Internet-free, I don’t know how long I’ll be off of here, a few weeks to the first of July at the most (highly unlikely) but I figured I’d let anyone who cares know. Bye.

posted 1 day ago

June 3, 1992


farewellstars:

Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?　






twistedfuckk: we ran out of plates

twistedfuckk:

we ran out of plates




"There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’."
— Joss Whedon 


  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”